Daniel Clark's Past Articles

139 articles

Neither Honest Nor Injun: Another liberal living a lie

published: May 31, 2012

Massachusetts senate candidate Elizabeth Warren has been unable to substantiate her claim to being part Cherokee, a status she has apparently used to further her academic and professional careers. ...

Pondering People Pills: Don't think it can't happen here

published: May 16, 2012

According to the U.K. Daily Mail, customs officials in South Korea have confiscated about 17,000 Chinese "miracle cure" capsules, filled with the powdered flesh of aborted and stillborn b...

Windy City Madman: Nuge meets Obama "truth squad"

published: May 01, 2012

During the 2008 presidential campaign, candidate Barack Obama deployed so-called "truth squads" throughout the swing state of Missouri. Comprised mainly of prosecutors and high-ranking la...

Extended Terms: Libs stretch the letter of the law

published: April 17, 2012

One of the reasons why liberals think they're so much smarter than the rest of us is their use of big words. Not big words like "sesquipedalian," but more ordinary words that liberals hav...

Outrage Outage: Why Solyndra fails to spark anger

published: April 01, 2012

After all the anger, rational and otherwise, that was directed at Enron after it went bankrupt several years ago, one might have expected Americans to be incensed by the failures of Solyndra and ot...

Only Human: When "person" is a subjective term

published: March 14, 2012

On February 23rd, the Virginia state legislature put off any action on its proposed "personhood bill" until next year, much to the relief of Republican strategists who want to steer clear...

Defense Vs. Dependency: "Safety net" isn't so safe

published: March 01, 2012

During the 1990s, when liberal politicians raided our military budget in order to fund their favored domestic initiatives, they referred to it as reaping the "peace dividend." Their argum...

Occupy Pipers: Where tolerating treason has led us

published: February 17, 2012

Is it okay to start questioning their patriotism yet? On January 29th, Occupy Oakland demonstrators broke into City Hall and stole several American flags, two of which they have since set on fire....

That's Why We Have a Bill of Rights, Dr. Paul

published: January 31, 2012

Do state governments have the right to legalize murder? According to Ron Paul, they do. During a January 19th debate in Charleston, South Carolina, former senator Rick Santorum charged that Congre...

Bubba Takes The Cake: At last, the Clinton Legacy

published: January 16, 2012

Former White House pastry chef Roland Mesnier likes Bill Clinton, so there's no reason he would have made up the story he told at the Katzen Center for the Arts, as cited by an article in Washingto...

O's Gun Show: Fast & Furious = Bowling for Columbine

published: December 27, 2011

At their 2004 national convention, the Democrats honored Michael Moore by seating him right next to former president Jimmy Carter. If that was outrageous, it was nothing compared to the fact that t...

We've Been Had: Reagan's words have gone unheeded

published: December 01, 2011

In Ronald Reagan's first inaugural address, he described America by saying, "We are a nation that has a government, not the other way around." Thirty years later, that doesn't exactly rin...

Sour Mash, Bitter Man: or, Hit the road, Jack Daniel's

published: November 21, 2011

If you read the label on a bottle of Jack Daniel's (not that one happens to be handy), you'll see that it's made in "Lynchburg (Pop. 361)." Perhaps this should be updated to say, "at...

The Second Man: Libs reveal their anti-truth bias

published: October 31, 2011

You can tell a liberal is trapped when he pulls out the trusty fill-in-the-blank evasion that White House press secretary Jay Carney used when discussing the "Occupy Wall Street" demonstr...

Orator Overrated: Ranking Obama's worst speeches

published: October 01, 2011

President Obama is renowned as a great orator, as he would be the first to tell you. According to Harry Reid's 2009 book, The Good Fight, the Senate majority leader praised then-Senator Obama for g...

Label Them Liberal: No Labels, no honesty, no guts

published: September 17, 2011

You might remember a Peanuts strip in which scoutmaster Snoopy tries to teach his bird scouts a lesson in survival. "If I were lost in the woods, you know what I would do? I'd open this can of...

State Of Inebriation: PA tries to hold its liquor

published: August 25, 2011

Eccentric Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky once tried to win his country's presidency by promising cheap vodka, "at every corner, around the clock." Despite the populist appeal of ...

Ella's End Run: HHS decree makes you pay for abortion

published: August 11, 2011

Using one of the many powers ceded to her by the Democrats' health care law, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius declared that a broad range of "women's preventive services&q...;

Starve The Swarms: or be devoured by gov't gluttony

published: July 30, 2011

Liberals often justify their disdain for our nation's founding documents by saying that the men who wrote them could not have foreseen the way things are today. Our founders needed no foresight abo...

The "Reason" Excuse: FFRF practices political religion

published: July 14, 2011

If you've been reading the papers lately, you're probably aware that the Freedom From Religion Foundation is becoming increasingly busy. The Wisconsin-based atheist organization has backed an unsuc...

Unmisrememberizing Dubya: GOP should reclaim GWB

published: June 27, 2011

In a June 21st piece at National Review Online, Rich Lowry suggests that Republicans are becoming increasingly disdainful of former president George W. Bush. He's probably right about that, and it'...

Mattel Lacks Mettle: Another victim of liberal "dialogue"

published: June 15, 2011

In September of 2000, Republican congresswoman Helen Chenoweth-Hage of Idaho attended a public hearing about wildfires at the University of Montana. It was there that a young environmentalist storm...

Tying One On: "Green Ribbon Schools" defy sobriety

published: May 30, 2011

Our federal Department of Education has got a lot to worry about, if it chooses to do so. American students now rank only 48th in math and science, according to the latest survey by the World Econo...

Petulance: Animal ethicists are just more liberal killjoys

published: May 17, 2011

"I am not an animal! I am a human being!" That John Merrick, what a bigot. Didn't he realize that by claiming superiority over other creatures, he was being speciesist? Too bad there wer...

Totalitarianism For Tots: School lunches are just a start

published: April 29, 2011

The prohibition on bagged lunches at Chicago's Little Village Academy elementary school was not the result of Michelle Obama's culinary reign of terror, as was widely assumed when it was first repo...